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HI, hi, hi...I have so much floating in my head that I am not sure where to start...
I have been praying about...-The folks in the hurricane areas that have been so devastated...I cry and hurt for them everytime I watch the news...Lord be in their midst.
Okay so for the fourth time my thoughts have been interuppted...I don't mean that mean but just want to get some blogging in before I go home. I neeeeeeed to get some of this stuff out of my head and onto my screen...I need to vent...it will sound like I am crazy...but I think that if you know me you already know I am crazy...:) So here goes the venting...I hate being weak, but I know everyone already knows everyone has hard days and weaknesses, Dani says I need to be more real and if I say I am real I need to really tell how I feel. I hate being real sometimes to be honest because as soon as you say how you feel someone takes it wrong or something crazy like that, so being real does have a price to pay as I have said before...now I am on a rant and it feels really good.
So I had to tell a particular child at school today to listen and pay attention to what I was explaining...o'my goodness...I wanted to really poke him in the eyes and say loudly "look at me" and then I realized that if I poked him in the eye..1. it would be really bad 2. I am asking him to look at me and poking him in the eye would only defeat the purpose of getting his attention 3. I came up with a better solution..I decided to moon him...:) JOKING...Poor kid would have had a freakin heart attack if that would of really happened...
So let me let you in on my comic relief...
I have a downs boy in my class who is WILD MAN...he had an itchy butthole today and was digging for treasures...I told him to pick and winner...so really he was in his behind all day...o' my goodness...yikes it was bad...so I have a student who is blind, he has started sucking his thumb and rubbing all over the chair while he is at school. The school psych says it is all due to puberty...hmmm I don't really remember going through that stage...
I have a couple of Autistic kids this year...one of them is really funny...we were TRYING to count kidney beans the other day...practicing counting by two's...I was introducing the whole thing to the class and I hear him saying..."I am not going to count these beans...beans are for eating not for counting, I will not count these beans, I like beans, I cannot count beans if I like to eat beans.." (so in my head I am thinking " You don't like green eggs and ham...Sam I am, I don't like green eggs and ham...count the freakin' beans kid)...he continues with this "I might count these beans if I can smell them"...(so I suggest, "go ahead and smell them")... "I smelled the beans Mrs. D. and I think these are not eating beans these are counting beans and I like to count beans, if I don't eat the beans I can count them, are you ready to count Mrs. D. Lets get started...why are we waiting...." O" MY GOODNESS...So a few beans ended up in his nose, so that he could continue as we were counting that these were "counting beans" and not "eating beans"....the lesson for the day...counting beans must not smell like eating beans...go figure!
So pray for my Dad and step Mom, they are going through so much at their jobs and at home. I have prayed so hard for things to be good and enjoyable for them in so many aspects of their lives. I love my family and miss them more than words can say. I feel so blessed to have them and did I say I miss them.
My daughter has had her first attempt at eating "cron on the cob"...( I told her the cool part is that the next day she will have corny poop)...so anyhow, it was so funny watching her eat it and to hear some of the things she had to say about it. We took a picture. I will try and post it in my next blog. I better go though...see ya later...
O' I almost forgot...I am going to go and be a groupie tomorrow night...my hot and sexy hubby(and friends) will be performing at a little gig at Cosmos...it is black swamp weekend...yehaw...
Maybe I can talk the lead singer into taking me home...party on...!!!